he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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