So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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