Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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