Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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