let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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