He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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