hell yes lets make some ravioli
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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