no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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