Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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