i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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