Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Shame is for Republicans.
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