So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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