playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
You were trust falling into bushes
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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