Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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