i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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