The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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