I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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