nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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