oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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