found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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