Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Green mimosas i think yes
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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