dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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