Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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