Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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