Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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