WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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