I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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