i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
She's the barista slut.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
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