what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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