I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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