i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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