He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize