Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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