I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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