i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
