Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You work out of a Hotel?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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