omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
My breasts were aching with rage.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Sext me about skeletons
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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