look no pants
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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