as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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