I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I could fuck to npr.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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