so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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