I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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