How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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