so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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