from now on my penis is your penis
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Randomize
