you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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