dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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