You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
It was a blind-side dick pic.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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