Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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