Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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