This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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