My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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