I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
whose ass print is on the piano?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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