how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Randomize