I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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