We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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