Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Randomize
