i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
this will be a night to untag.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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